Yearly Archives: 2012

Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy surly erupted erections across the global.

Obama may not be the cure to all of the worlds ill’s. But he sure as hell is better then that other guy. What was his name?

Todd Akin, Todd is the guy who said ‘Legitimate rape’ victims rarely get pregnant.” Can anyone tell me what a legitimate rape victim is? So much I could write about this fucking jerk. I’d consider it a blessing if he fell into a bottomless pit never to be seen again.

James Dobson, said that the Newtown, Conn. shootings were a result of America turning its back on God and endorsing marriage equality and abortion. I think James should be forced to wear this inflatable penis costume for the rest of his life.

I still can’t tell if Honey Boo Boo is full retard or just half. Regardless she needs to be locked in a cage.

I am deeply in love with Rashida Jones. She’s funny, gorgeous, and rich. Rashida if you read this, call me maybe?


I’ve been a NY Jets fan my entire life, I was born into the green and white. I’ve always stuck up for Sanchez and I have always believed in him. But after this season maybe Pete Carroll was right.